The Shoe Age.

Yes. Shoes, Chappals, Sandals, Sneakers, Boots, all of em used to feature on our feet some time in the past. But ever since dear Muntazer al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist…yep, the guy who has a cult following now, threw his polished leather at Bush, we Indians have so interestingly followed it up with our share.

The general elections yet again saw two useless powers battling it out for a kursee. As the ads say, they are Baajaapaa and YuvaShatti. With Yuvashatti’s hot favourite youngster said he wasnt’ mature enough to become PM, we are forced to think if he is any good in bed either, with a girl that is. If he didnt admit anything of that sort. maybe there was chance of him winning… poor chap, lacks a political brain eh?  And poor Singh got the Shoe hurling this time. Apparently, the shoe did not reach him, and so he ‘pardoned’ the young dude who did it. Whoo! what a generosity!! Daath dene padenge!

Courtesy: deviantart.com

And the scores are not levelled. Baajaapaa supremo, who will might well be defeated by a dancing queen in his constistency, i.e. only if the people in that consistency have some grey matter in their heads(Its North, so I doubt it really!), has a record of two shoes, no wait, or were they Chappals? Apparently the guys who threw were dropouts. There’s something you learn in Physics, called Projectile motion, as both chappals fell short of the old bloke by a kilometer!!

But the chappal race is not over as it seems. Gujarat seems to need much better scores in this game.

But I disagree on the treatment they give the shoeflingers. I thought our Constitution preamble read as India to be a

“…SOVEREIGN SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC and to secure to all its citizens:JUSTICE, social, economic and political;

LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;

EQUALITY of status and of opportunity;

and to promote among them all

FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation…”

In that case, it is not fair to plead them guilty for shoe flinging. Lets be logical. You can’t blame them as they never disrespected any respected national leader like Mahatma Gandhi or Bhagat Singh… They just did that to yet another guy on the street who thinks he is a hotshot. So thats not a crime. And for the shoe hitting them..What the F are the security for? Since almost all of em are not worthy to be assassinated or anything, its better they start catching shoes… and its the shoes to be blamed and the one who had the shoe hurling up to them of whose activity had eventually started this dramarama, not the source of the shoe, or the chappal for that matter!!

Lord save the King and Queen(of Travancore that is). God bless Kerala. Mera Bharat Mahan!

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12 Responses to “The Shoe Age.”

  1. Paru Says:

    hey..nice font..is it verdana??:P

    i honestly expected you to include that most repeated ‘JOKE’ about hurling shoes in pairs..WELL!not in this one..!!:D

  2. Ranjeet Says:

    Went through some of your posts.
    I mostly like it. Try and reduce the controversial blah. Nevertheless, good shit, bro.

    And watch A Clockwork Orange. IF possible.

  3. n i t i n Says:

    @ paru: dear, nothing comes in pairs, we make it in pairs… 😛

    thanks for commenting though…

  4. n i t i n Says:

    @ Ranjeet:

    Thanks bro…I appreciate that. and I’ll try to reduce those, if something other than that comes up that is.

    And I’ll watch that. IF possible.

  5. Sid Says:

    dey…Good shit.. Liked it. But oyu should have mentioned the fact that the guy who hurled the shoe at the SIkh(sick???) guy was payed a lumpsome amount by some other party//…. tat was hilarious!!!

  6. Ancy Says:

    ‘Daag dene padenge!’ I’m wondering whether this is intended…if yes..thts brilliant…!

    And hey, DON’T reduce the controversial stuff…maybe its time we need to be ‘politically incorrect’ now…

  7. n i t i n Says:

    @ Sid

    thanks for the input bro. Keep it coming.

  8. n i t i n Says:

    @Ancy

    Hehe. Okay…

    The whole blog’s controversial at some point or the other.. so I dont think I can stop that…

  9. Govind Says:

    dude…this is just crap….if u dont like someone or his ideals or what he stands for there is always a civil way of showing ur discontent!! U cant justify shoe flinging …especially at the PM..!
    These people are, if you didn’t know, leaders..! they are not gandhis…but they are ….leaders!
    If u are still in the idealistic world thinking the PM and U are the same dudes on the street…well…wake up!
    and ur blog is not that controversial as people make it out to be….I dont see the “controversial character”

    Horrendous Post dude….sorry…!

  10. n i t i n Says:

    @Govind.

    “If u are still in the idealistic world thinking the PM and U are the same dudes on the street…well…wake up!”

    What the fuck was that about? Wake up? You need to wake up buddy. PM is a homo sapien, you are a homo sapien. If he gets air polluted enough, you die, and vice versa. And Yes. I think so, because I believe so.

    Dude, I write what I think. You always have the choice… see.

    But then macha, one thing.

    Manjapitthamullavanu ellam manjaya….

  11. Merlyn Says:

    What does daag dene padenge mean? Did you mean Daath?


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